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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Fat? Jesse Z

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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