Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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Anti Joke

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