Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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