- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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