- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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