- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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