Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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dallen loves penis

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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