- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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