- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."