Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

You know whats annoying? Steve

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What do you call a bear. Rob.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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