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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Fat? Jesse Z

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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