- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Racial Equality

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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