- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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