- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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