- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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