- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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