Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Im taking a shit right now.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Justin with a hat.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

hey hey apple

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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