- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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