- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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