Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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