- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Fat? Jesse Z

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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