- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Killing your friend as a joke.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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