Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Happy Monday!

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Maths.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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