- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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