- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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