What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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