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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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