A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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