- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

You are joking right?

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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