- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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