- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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