- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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