Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A pope meets another one

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Nobody cares maddie!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

thumb_up thumb_down -13

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

thumb_up thumb_down -13

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops