whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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