What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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