Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Please ignore this statement.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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