I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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