Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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Please ignore this statement.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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