Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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