- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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