One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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