- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??