- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Please ignore this statement.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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