- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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