What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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