Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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