- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's red and can sing? Elmo

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