- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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