why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Anti Joke

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