Women's Rights

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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