- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Death by kayak

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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