- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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