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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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