- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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