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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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