What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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