whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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Anti Joke

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