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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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