what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

I'm Polish.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A: Do you like it B: No

miha kako si?

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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