- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

A car walks into a bar.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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