- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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