You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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