- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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