what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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