- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

star wars kid

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

A muslim walks out of a plane.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

Knock Knock. Doors open

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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