An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

women's rights

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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