What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

women's rights

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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