- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

rent a cops

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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