- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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