- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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