- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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