why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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