knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What is green and slow Grass.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Anti Joke

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