- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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