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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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