Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

women's rights

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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