- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What's upside down? umop apisdn

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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