Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

You tell me. I have amnesia.

White men's rights

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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