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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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