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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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