Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do I hate? people

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Your girlfriend.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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