Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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