A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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knock knock go away

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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