You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

who is gay wit mon james cornish

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

bangers and mash?

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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