- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

a. why? b. because I wanted

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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