What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Men's rights

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Anti Joke

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