Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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