- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Jesus Christ

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

race-car = rac-ecar

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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