Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Anti Joke

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